Kellyanne Conway Makes Me Sick

Dear Friends,

With only five days to go before the election--and the polls all over the boards--I wanted to take a little time to vent.

Kellyanne Conway is the most sickening woman on the planet. I'd like to see her get a pie in the face when she's least expecting it.

Here is a woman who will truly say anything if you pay her enough money. She's a verbal prostitute.

Just in case you don't know who she is--and at this point you'd have to be living under a rock not to--she's Donald Trump's third campaign manager, and she came right from the staff of Trump's chief GOP Primary rival "Lyin'" Ted Cruz.

When you look as white and squeaky clean as I
do, you can get away with saying just about any crap,
and a lot of people will always believe you.

That means, until Conway was on the Trump payroll, she painted The Donald as the worst demon to ever walk the planet. But the instant she signed onto the Trump campaign, he became the best thing since sliced bread and an archangel.

Conway has been part of the right wing establishment for some 20 plus years and used to be one of political satirist Bill Maher's 'blonde conservatives" on the late night ABC show "Politically Incorrect."

She was one of a gaggle ultra-conservative blonde-haired, blue-eyed, fake-smiled. trash talking media hookers who were well paid to be anti anything 'Democrat'.

A non-practicing attorney from New Jersey, Conway built her reputation as a skilled GOP pollster, when she still had some dignity left. She lost the last shred of it when she went to work for Donald Trump.

Her all-American, Suzy Creamcheese facade belies her solid black heart.

While Trump likes to call Hillary "the Devil," Kellyanne Conway eats the actual Devil for breakfast.

If there is a special Hell for people who'd say anything for money--no matter how knowingly harmful it could be to the world's very existence--she's got a standing reservation.

Conway has spun just about every despicable, hurtful, ignorant, racist, and misogynistic statement her boss has made into happy talk, convincing us always that we heard what he said the wrong way.

I'd like nothing better than to never see this waste of human flesh again after November 8th. Unfortunately, prostitution is the world's oldest profession, and it ain't going away anytime soon.

Neither is she.